WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS' DINNER

Fred Thompson attended this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner, and rumor has it, he acted as if he wanted to be somewhere else. Well, judging by the entertainment provided, Thompson wasn't the only one feeling that way. Rich Little was the featured act, and he bombed. I know it's a tough room to play but Rich Little's funny years have long since passed. If you want to see what I'm talking about, here's the video. And take note of how Bush introduces Little. "In light of the Virgina Tech killings, I've decided not to be funny....now, here's Rich Little!!" Gee, thanks, Mr. President.

MEMO TO THE WHITE HOUSE:

Next year, use this guy (semi not work safe)