TICKETS ARE GOING FAST

George Carlin has a funny insight. It goes something like this:

"When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get reserved seating down front."

Truer words have never been uttered.

Michael Jackson's Show of Shows is, no doubt, a Headliner attraction on the freak show tour. I couldn't care less about this guy and his troubles. I don't know if he's guilty or the victim of a shake-down. I just do not care. But it makes for good tv, I suppose.

Now where's my seat?