I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT AND I'M HERE TO HELP...
If you've noticed a lot of people being shot, stabbed, beaten, raped, robbed, or just plain killed in your town, well, don't panic. Representatives from your Federal Government are on the case. Soon, teams of feds will be landing in your town to "pinpoint the root causes" of this violence.
Like I said, don't panic.
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