SHE'S PUBLISHED!!

You would think a woman of Susan's education level could come up with a more creative idea. Didn't Al Franken already do this with Rush Limbaugh? How about writing a simple book explaining the policies of the "left" and why they'll work. A novel?

The dress and the long, blonde hair doesn't do a thing for her, either, because I already know what her voice sounds like. Actually, her voice reminds me of my Uncle Wilbur. He smoked 3 packs-a-day, then washed that down with a bottle of Seagrams Seven. He stopped smoking abruptly when my Uncle Justin closed the lid. However, we're fairly certain he still drinks. Uncle Justin was the funeral director in town.

Soulless? How about CLASSLESS?