THE GREAT FLYDINI

Without argument, Steve Martin is one of the funniest comics of all time. Recently, his comedic talents have targeted the "bad guys." He's now poking a little fun at the "Seventy-Two Virgins" that all martyrs expect upon their demise. He lists all 72 virgins with his version of what they'd say to the martyr upon his arrival in paradise.

I think the list is hilarious (18,48,61), however, from now on, Martin should have someone else start his car. These soon-to-be martyrs aren't known for their sense of humor and they take a tremendous disliking of anyone who takes a shot at their religion. Read "Seventy-Two Virgins."

And, for your enjoyment, here's an old Steve Martin magic act: