REALITY ELBOWS ITS WAY INTO HILTON'S LIFE

Judge Sauer steps up to the plate and restores our faith in the system.

LOS ANGELES (AP) -Paris Hilton was taken from a courtroom screaming and crying Friday seconds after a judge ordered her returned to jail to serve out her entire 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.

"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.

Greta is on Fox describing Paris, saying she's sick, shaking and twitching in the courtroom--needs medical attention. What, she didn't pee herself?? Shut up, Greta!!