RUNAWAY BRIDE'S POLICE REPORT

Smoking Gun posted the police report of the Runaway Bride, and it includes the story she gave police about her abduction. No wonder her local DA decided to press charges. I hope the "give her a break, she's suffered enough" crowd will now finally shut up. This chick will be spending the summer doing major couch time at $250 an hour. And you thought gas prices were bad.