FOR THE RECORD

***As I said before, if Jacko gets prison time, he blows town to sip "Jesus Juice" with Polanski.

***Screw the Chinese....and that goes double for McGovern.

***And while I'm at it, screw this guy too!

***Hurl finds Lefties inside the wire.

***A few stops on the surf schedule...LIFELIKE PUNDITS...BLOGMEISTER USA...KITTY LITTER...LUCKY DAWG NEWS.

***PEPSICO dodges Major E's simple question.