AT HOME WITH MARTHA....

....for a little longer. John Gibson, of the FNC, has just reported that Martha has been sentenced to an extra 3 weeks of home detention, according to her lawyer.

This story falls into the "not-so-important" news of the day, but it becomes more interesting since they didn't say why she was given the extended sentence. I bet she got caught sneaking out of the house late at night to sip merlot and smoke cigarettes with the neighbor girls, or something just as sinister.

It's good to see law enforcement on the job, though. We have child molesters running around our streets, but by God you can sleep soundly tonight with the knowledge that Martha is being held at her estate for another 3 weeks.

***Here's the latest on why, and it's worse than I first thought!!